Amateur day kicks off with what is supposed to be a fellow who had his picture taken in a 1920 Paris bordello. There are two version of this circulating, one with his eyes and mouth gouged out, and this one which is clumsily restored by some unknown web denizen. Trust me, you'd like this one better. The other is positively ghoulish . . . which, now that I think about it, some would like. Oh, well.