Thursday, June 22, 2023

Only appearance

This is the only photo I could find of the model facing us.  I guess we know why he was hired.
The androgynous number next to him seems out of place in this collection, but whatever.



  1. That's really quite a large bottom as Italian bottoms go. He resembles an outsize putto. It's not that I am an authority on Italian bottoms per se, but after a lifetime of wearing Italian trousers, it's the only conclusion to draw. You see, English bottoms are so big they really qualify as backsides and not having one, Italian tailoring suits me better. A very good example of an English backside is former prime minister Boris Johnson. I hate to kick a man when he is down and out of parliament but it's so large that what with the hair, he looks more like an ambulatory thatched cottage.

    1. Boris, like a certain other overweight former head of government with a bad hairdo, is his own worst enemy.

  2. Chiming in a bit late, but I have to say that when I read Calorman's description of Boris Johnson's bottom I laughed out loud on the train!