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Monday, October 10, 2022
Knowing look
Our last low hangers/bush combo looks like he knows exactly what's going on.
Deep in the bush, the mighty python guards its eggs... This last guy is exhibit A of how many men's scrotums are not symmetrical (mine included)-Dee Exx
When I was running, I attended a sports clinic which was run by an ex-Royal Navy surgeon who never pulled his punches. We were all given an induction lecture which included genital health and he explained that one testicle was always lower than the other - in about 90% of men, the left - and that this was so a man could in fact run naked and sleep without knackering himself. He added that the side a man dressed on was usually the side of the lower testicle. He did apparently perform a scrotal nip and tuck on one runner, who would otherwise have competed with a wheelbarrow.
I got a similar lecture from my first year University of Texas PE instructor. He added that we should have heard all that in high school, but that the teachers at that level were either afraid or told not to discuss genitalia beyond the fact that we needed jockstraps. The instructor's name? Gilstrap.
Calorman's reference to a wheelbarrow reminded me of a cartoon strip in Viz Comic, the British adult comic magazine, called Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles. Young Buster was zapped by cosmic rays which enlarged his testicles to an enormous size so that he needs a wheelbarrow to carry them around! It's hilarious stuff as is Viz Comic overall, even 40 years iin from its first edition.
While this gentleman isn't quite in Buster's league he certainly fits the bill nicely and finishes this lovely series off on a high ... or should that be a low (hanger).
Viz comes from the North East of England, and it has that sense of humour particular of the Geordies. The wheelbarrow, however, is not their invention. It comes in fact from another magazine, originally from Australia, called Oz, which was twice prosecuted Down Under and then in Britain when they moved to London. I believe the owner and editor served a year's custodial sentence for obscenity and were then deported.
Oz attacked the Establishment mercilessly. The illustration in question was of a High Court circuit judge, in wig, stock and silk gaiters pushing enormous genitalia in a golden wheelbarrow, with a huge smile on his face. No wonder they served time.
Editions of Oz now are worth a fortune, but way back then one edition managed to find its way - with that illustration - into my boarding school where I remember we laughed until we cried.
Some really interesting comics lore here. I am a fan of Asterix the Gaul comics, and there is one highly collectible issue where Obelix, the burly menhir sculptor and delivery man, was offered a wheelbarrow to do his work. With a horrified expression, he said, "What would I want that for?" I've had a crush on Obelix since I was a kid.
Deep in the bush, the mighty python guards its eggs...
ReplyDeleteThis last guy is exhibit A of how many men's scrotums are not symmetrical (mine included)-Dee Exx
When I was running, I attended a sports clinic which was run by an ex-Royal Navy surgeon who never pulled his punches. We were all given an induction lecture which included genital health and he explained that one testicle was always lower than the other - in about 90% of men, the left - and that this was so a man could in fact run naked and sleep without knackering himself. He added that the side a man dressed on was usually the side of the lower testicle. He did apparently perform a scrotal nip and tuck on one runner, who would otherwise have competed with a wheelbarrow.
DeleteI got a similar lecture from my first year University of Texas PE instructor. He added that we should have heard all that in high school, but that the teachers at that level were either afraid or told not to discuss genitalia beyond the fact that we needed jockstraps. The instructor's name? Gilstrap.
DeleteSo much for po-faced, holier-than-thou, sanctimonious puritanism. The universe most definitely has a sense of humour!
DeleteCalorman's reference to a wheelbarrow reminded me of a cartoon strip in Viz Comic, the British adult comic magazine, called Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles. Young Buster was zapped by cosmic rays which enlarged his testicles to an enormous size so that he needs a wheelbarrow to carry them around! It's hilarious stuff as is Viz Comic overall, even 40 years iin from its first edition.
DeleteWhile this gentleman isn't quite in Buster's league he certainly fits the bill nicely and finishes this lovely series off on a high ... or should that be a low (hanger).
Peter
I miss all the good stuff. Now I've got to Google Viz Comics.
DeleteViz comes from the North East of England, and it has that sense of humour particular of the Geordies. The wheelbarrow, however, is not their invention. It comes in fact from another magazine, originally from Australia, called Oz, which was twice prosecuted Down Under and then in Britain when they moved to London. I believe the owner and editor served a year's custodial sentence for obscenity and were then deported.
DeleteOz attacked the Establishment mercilessly. The illustration in question was of a High Court circuit judge, in wig, stock and silk gaiters pushing enormous genitalia in a golden wheelbarrow, with a huge smile on his face. No wonder they served time.
Editions of Oz now are worth a fortune, but way back then one edition managed to find its way - with that illustration - into my boarding school where I remember we laughed until we cried.
Some really interesting comics lore here. I am a fan of Asterix the Gaul comics, and there is one highly collectible issue where Obelix, the burly menhir sculptor and delivery man, was offered a wheelbarrow to do his work. With a horrified expression, he said, "What would I want that for?" I've had a crush on Obelix since I was a kid.
DeleteNow we know - if ever there were doubts - why the jockstrap was invented.
ReplyDeleteThis one pretty much sums it up, lol.
DeleteI like the "heart" shape of his bush. It points directly at that handsome penis and those spectacular low hangers. He'd fill a jock to bursting. Nice
ReplyDeleteYes, that package approaches the level of "scenic overlook."
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