Mr. Scumbeast contributed this one to my old tumblr blog, desdribing it as an American soldier lounging outside his barracks in women's underwear. That must have been an interesting base,
but I have to suggest that he refine his footwear styling for even greater success.
Well, he would have had to take those clodhoppers off before he took me for a foxtrot.
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DeleteTruvy: "These thighs haven't left the house without spandex on them since I was 14."
Claree: "You were brought up right."
Why are Dolly Parton's feet so small? Because nothing ever grows in the shade...
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