Merry Christmas

For all of you who celebrate Christmas, please accept my best wishes for a Happy Holiday.

A triple feature follows with two intermissions.

Christmas '25, Part 1 - Bob Mizer/AMG Productions

Part one of our Christmas special features some Bob Mizer/AMG Christmas material.

The two guys above are Butch Umbenhauer, left, and Marty Vogelsberg, right.

 

Casey Parker, Front and Back

This is Casey Parker, a model who appeared with Blackie Preston in a 1975 Christmas themed film with the unlikely name of Goat on the Roof, a board game seen under the tree.

 

The Cut-Up Present

This is from The Cut-UpPresent a production with DocJohnson(l), JimmyLloyd(c), and Johnny Fore(r).  The key to Bob Mizer's squiggle codes is below.

 

Johnnie Stumps, Back and Front

Here we see Johnnie Stumps from both directions.

 

Trio

 

Closing out the Bob Mizer/AMG section, we have a trio in front of the tree.

Unfortunately, I don't have names for them.

First Intermission - Greeting Cards

As some else said, "Ho, Ho, Homosexual."

 

Christmas '25, Part 2 - When Christmas Goes Wrong

In part two, we see what happens when Christmas goes wrong.

Santa was already on his last nerve when Rudolph decided to give 

it a go with a bull elk in a Colorado parking lot.  He had to pull 

out his trusty .38 Special to get the sleigh back in the air.

 

Had to be gay

I think we can safely assume this guy is gay.  The Chihuahua is saying,

"Please!  Somebody rescue me from this clueless dork!"

 

Naughty

Whoever lived in this house must have been very, very naughty.

Shortly afterwards Santa was arrested by the Air National Guard 

for operating a sleigh under the influence.

 

Grandma loses it

Grandma had already had quite a few drinks before she found out that she didn't get the 

Mary Kay Rejuvenation Kit that she wanted for Christmas.  This is what happened next.

 

Admonition

Based on the some of the comments that appear on this blog,

the above message might be an admonition for some of you.

 

Second Intermission, More Greeting Cards

This would make a perfect Christmas card (and gift) for a certain Belgian we know.

And below, "Watch out, boys.  The Christmas Fairy just arrived."

 

Christmas '25, Part 3 - Mixed Items

Part three of our Christmas extravaganza is a mixed lot of themed items, some probably

 not vintage. We start with a guy who should put us in a festive mood.

 

Ornaments

 

I'd love to know where they sold these ornaments.

Santa in the Shower

This looks a lot like a guy I know who lives in Hazel Green, Alabama.

He's in high demand on both the Santa Claus and Papa Bear circuits.

 

No date

The oil makes me think this one might be color vintage.

Several searches produced no provenance.

 

And finally . . .

And finally, we close with a real vintage guy in his socks and BVDs.

I wonder if they were all he got in the only gift box under the tree.

If so, he doesn't look unhappy.  Some people don't need a lot.

Christmas 2024

It's time for our annual Christmas party, and we start with a guy wrapped in tinsel garland.

 

Shine

They say you should always shine your light.